It’s true. I, Joseph Daniel Eva, am one hell of an idiot.

I do, say, eat things without thinking and it usually ends up in some stupid antic. I will say that a LOT of the time I am drunk but sometimes its just my common sense leading me to destruction.

Take today for example today, whilst in the queue at KFC I heard two girls singing ‘The Lazy Song’ by Bruno Mars and I turned around and whistled the tune bit perfectly. They looked at me, laughed, then proceeded to sing louder and begging me to join in. I have no idea what made me do it but I burst into the YMCA. After facepalming I decided to walk away forgetting my food and then having to return to the desk to collect it the girls saw me and stood up to do the actions. Embarrassing moment but just one more bit of proof that I am an idiot.